Stacks janitor George Sherman has seen some shit, George Sherman revealed to Spoke reporters this weekend. According to Mr. Sherman, the revelation that he has indeed seen his share of shit came to him after he was attacked last semester…
The Emory Spoke
Dear Emory Community: As you may know, I have recently achieved the status of “Best President Ever” by single-handedly raising the most money for Emory in its rich, albeit very awkward history. However now is not the time for us…
Hundreds of GDIs rallied on Eagle Row in protest of the fraternity system’s monopoly on the lucrative friend market. The protest lasted till evening, when the protesters dispersed to get ready for a party at Sig Chi, but they have…
Not voting for president is like sticking your pleasure pole through a glory hole. You just don’t seem to care who gets to play around with you. You need to care! The most common reasons people don’t vote are because…