Highly successful businessman seeks hands-on partner with unstoppable enthusiasm to synergize growth efforts. Must have experience with: • Utilizing existing trends for stimulation of soft markets • Capitalizing on penetration initiatives while encouraging engagement between two or more entities •…
The Emory Spoke
Emory’s Student Government Association shutdown at 12:01am EST on Wednesday after class representatives could not pass a budget due to a battle over funding for Pawsitive Outreach, a student organization notorious for connecting students with cute animals. Conservative representatives insisted…
Point / Counterpoint I Hope You Have All Prepared For This Test, Students. Good morning everyone, in the next couple minutes my TAs and I will be handing out the midterms, which I hope all of you have studied for.…
In the best allocation of federal grant money since the invention of the polio vaccine, Emory researchers found groundbreaking evidence that the size of James Wagner’s testicles directly correlate with his propensity to drive the university into a deep pit of…