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Spoke Classifieds: Businessman Seeking Partner for Synergy

Man hoping to combine assets for net gain.
Man hoping to combine assets for net gain.

Highly successful businessman seeks hands-on partner with unstoppable enthusiasm to synergize growth efforts. Must have experience with:

• Utilizing existing trends for stimulation of soft markets

• Capitalizing on penetration initiatives while encouraging engagement between two or more entities

• Liaising directly with company head through oral communication while maintaining firm grip on base

• Guiding unpredictable, target-driven tools that have previously been in long-term storage

• Exploring previously off-limits areas by implementing exciting awareness promos and double-ended indices

• Executing tactical principle-centered lubrication and figure manipulation

• Providing direction in foreign languages for faster response time and increased satisfaction ratio

• Increasing opportunities to remain abreast of large, visible projects while increasing scoring objectives by 92%

• Implementing Six Sigma methodology to enhance late night online image delivery

• Tracking distribution of fluids in multiple locations with 85% accuracy

• Creating loyalty programs through frequent initiation of social media outreach campaigns

• Opening tight cost-per-click rates for enhanced ROI in untapped Swedish markets

 

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