Amid growing reports predicting a second snowstorm this week the Emory Administration has announced they are taking extra precautions and have purchased an emergency snowspoon. Feeling pressured by the state of Georgia’s emergency weather warning, the administration also discussed the…
The Emory Spoke
Emory sophomore Thomas Greene walked backwards out of the admission building Thursday morning for the second time this month, moving backwards into the hell that is his existence as an Emory tour guide, and in a broader sense, as a…
CVS announced today that they will cease all tobacco sales starting October 1st. What do you think? “And thus, one tobacco empire falls in the village and another rises in the east at Chevronalds.” – Chad Weiss, College Freshman “They’re…
Emory Police Department officers recovered a record-breaking stockpile of Keystone Light from a Dobbs Hall speakeasy yesterday evening. The stash, worth an estimated $14 dollars, was discovered in a miniature rented refrigerator co-owned by freshmen Jake Cohen and Wayne Rodriguez.…