Things turned south for freshman roommates Alex Samuels and Josh Hapler, as well as Jesus, Lamb of God, when Samuels accidentally walked in on a compromised Halper while the Great Reclaimer watched from the heavens. According to the official report…
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Looking to satisfy investors and maximize profits, Yik Yak has recently released a 99 cent premium version of their app, allowing users to get a clear view of the tears streaming down the faces of those their posts offend. The…
By Ronaldo Worthington, Spoke Investigative Reporter The academics at Emory have remained the same. The incoming class statistics have remained the same, even slightly less forged. The percentage of students from Long Island has remained the same, and Emory is home…