Freshman Ernie McFarlan is trapped in the pre-departure college speech he’s been reciting this entire summer, and has been causing a bit of a stir in the freshman orientation scene. The first report of his unusual behavior came from Orientation…
The Emory Spoke
Much to the annoyance of the thirty scientists who spent the past forty years attempting to reanimate him, John Emory will only talk about Domino’s pizza delivery and won’t shut up about how they stole his idea. When Emory revealed…
SHORT HILLS, NJ – Noting the upcoming total separation from old friends and family, along with the pressures of meeting hundreds of new people in an unfamiliar environment, the anxiety disorder of freshman Cari Springland is absolutely pumped to arrive…
According to a new survey by Emory University researchers, the transition from drinking while studying abroad to drinking while in Atlanta has been “effortless, but a little disappointing.” “What we have found is that, shockingly, the return to a lackluster…