Twelve students died two weeks ago in a stampede to the Goizueta Business School’s Patterson Green shortly after the Indian Cultural Exchange announced it as the site of the second day of Diwali ticket sales. According to medical staff and…
The Emory Spoke
This report is brought to you by Vize Magazine. It’s dark, wherever we are. I can hardly see my hand in front of my face, let alone where I’m going. As I cautiously shuffle one foot in front of the…
In a recent interview, Chemistry professor Dr. Richard Hertz told Spoke reporters that he has recently attempted to boost his Rate My Professors score using the only power God gave him – a sensual touch. “From the first day I…
A group of students were unable to decide where to eat, and have now resorted to the consult of yelp reviewer Marianna Young from Madison, Wisconsin. Mrs. Young, whose has a lifetime of experience in eating, offered sage advice to…