Everybody loves a good April Fools’ joke, right? Everybody except for two Roman soldiers who found themselves without a job after being tasked to guard a 33-year-old hippie from Bethlehem. “I had already fallen for the old ‘Look, there’s a…
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At 7:18 pm Friday evening, a horrifying scene unfolded in the Dobbs Common Table. Bystanders allege S. Hart (26B) and S. Hits (25C) engaged in a wild and shocking dispute sparked by a shortage of cups at the beverage dispenser.…
Let’s be real, does anybody actually like pollen? It’s just piss-colored snow that makes your nose itch. It sucks. Sure, plants technically “need it to live,” but if I could give up gluten for a month, plants can live without…
While The Spoke (and Emory University as a whole, see Eagle Hall’s renaming) thinks that dredging up history is a waste of time, a special exception must be made for an ancient journal The Spoke recently recovered from the Rare…