After donating upwards of $500,000 to get his underachieving Fortnite grandson into college, one Mr. Ely Callaway decided to visit Emory’s campus to see where his money went. As he admired the Callaway building, named in his honor, he spotted…
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Everybody loves a good April Fools’ joke, right? Everybody except for two Roman soldiers who found themselves without a job after being tasked to guard a 33-year-old hippie from Bethlehem. “I had already fallen for the old ‘Look, there’s a…
At 7:18 pm Friday evening, a horrifying scene unfolded in the Dobbs Common Table. Bystanders allege S. Hart (26B) and S. Hits (25C) engaged in a wild and shocking dispute sparked by a shortage of cups at the beverage dispenser.…
Let’s be real, does anybody actually like pollen? It’s just piss-colored snow that makes your nose itch. It sucks. Sure, plants technically “need it to live,” but if I could give up gluten for a month, plants can live without…