In an interview today, freshman Pete Miller told Spoke reporters that he was probably going to “hit the row” later tonight. “When you party as much as I do, the row is pretty much the only place to be,” Miller…
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Things turned south for freshman roommates Alex Samuels and Josh Hapler, as well as Jesus, Lamb of God, when Samuels accidentally walked in on a compromised Halper while the Great Reclaimer watched from the heavens. According to the official report…
In the taxing last minute stretch to craft the ideal schedule many visitors to OPUS today were surprised to find that while utilizing the Add/Drop/Swap system, the website did little except to repeatedly administer a painful electric shock. Although the…
