Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti– uh oh! Someone didn’t get the aca-memo. Despite the cohort’s name, Aural Pleasure only uses their mouths to make the music you enjoy sound wrong and uncomfortable; NOT to spread saliva on genitalia…
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Last Friday, the Emory Student Programming Committee (SPC) hosted an evening of fun festivities on McDonough Field. Not only were students able to play games and socialize amongst themselves, but SPC was kind enough to provide food for the first…
EXCLUSIVE: Bessie the Cow Launches Anti-Oat Milk Movement, Claims Teets Aren’t Getting Sucked Enough
Bovine activist Bessie the Cow has taken a bold step by launching her own movement against oat milk. In an exclusive interview with Bessie, she explained her udderly unconventional stance and the reasons behind her anti-oat milk crusade. Bessie’s beef…
So, you’ve found yourself needing to make the treacherous journey into the basement of libs for contraception. Congratulations! Either you’re about to be in for a magical night where you feel God’s presence with you in the lofted bed, or…