After multiple accusations that he turned to Oxford College after being waitlisted at Emory University, freshman Eric Schulman confirmed that the OC was, in fact, his first choice. “Oxford really provides me with the experience I was looking for. I’m not close to the city.
A beacon of counter-culture individuality was spotted yesterday while he cut across the quad. Countless jaws hit the ground as the revolutionary strutted across the grass en route to his 2:00 p.m. Film Studies course. The figure, whose insurgent ears were equipped with gauges, stepped
If you’ve got the time to read this, then there’s a good chance that you’re among the afflicted. During the 15th century, apathetic seniors were often burned at the stake in to prevent their “pfffft, sure whatever,” attitude from spreading to the more industrious members
Stacks janitor George Sherman has seen some shit, George Sherman revealed to Spoke reporters this weekend. According to Mr. Sherman, the revelation that he has indeed seen his share of shit came to him after he was attacked last semester by a sleep-deprived junior who