The Stacks – According to sources close to the student, freshman John Bollinger is reportedly spending valuable, unrecoverable hours of his life studying for Health 100’s new midterm. Bollinger, like all humans, will eventually reach a time where he will…
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Point / Counterpoint I Hope You Have All Prepared For This Test, Students. Good morning everyone, in the next couple minutes my TAs and I will be handing out the midterms, which I hope all of you have studied for.…