Therapy dogs are the closest thing Emory students have to joy in their lives when walking to class. Imagine walking through the ugliest, most stank-ass building on campus wondering why you even signed up for an 8:00 a.m. Ancient Mediterranean…
The Emory Spoke
After the DUC-ling announced it would be removing the Baby Jesuses from this year’s Mardi Gras king cakes, all four members of the Emory College Republicans announced a protest against their removal. “Emory can use all the politically correct language…
After the struggle to find a non-controversial host for the 91st Academy Awards, there was only one who didn’t have any skeletons hiding in her closet— because she was one. Lady Dooley is practically gender fluid, has no race, and…
Mr. Loo, In response to your article “Student shit’s on dooley statue,” you are correct that my client, Ben Dover, was arrested by the Emory University Police Department for defecating on the statue. While you took the time to recite…