On Monday, April 22nd, The Emory Spoke’s famous poetry event, Sig Chai, became infamous when the cops were called by the brothers of Sigma Chi. Sig Chai is an event held to enjoy poetry and tea on the lawn of…
The Emory Spoke
In a shocking turn of events, Kappa Alpha Theta sophomore Ashley Strong displayed an extreme act of bravery: on Friday night, she came out as bi-curious, again. In an inspiring display of courage, Strong stood on top of a table…
Tired of digging at pre-meds? Pre-PA hate has you bored out of your mind? PhD jokes getting too repetitive? We have the solution for you! Brace yourselves for the magic of hating Pre-Dent students. Dentists have existed for centuries now,…
Asserting that they’ve never seen a case this severe, doctors confirmed today that local freshman Jessica Schpoonerman has suffered an aneurysm after thinking about Theta too hard. “We’ve had a few cases like this around recruitment season, but yeah this…