By Rasheet Loo At approximately 2:13 AM on February 20th, an EMS member received a phone call regarding “a man defecating on Dooley,” according to the EMS incident report. As EMS approached the scene of the deuce, they were shocked…
The Emory Spoke
Pressured to show their new pledges just how soulless they really are, Emory’s Alpha Kappa Psi business fraternity recently decided to elaborate on their classic hazing with a day-long mandatory speaking engagement for their pledges, featuring some of the most…
Another syllabus week has come and gone, signaling the beginning of yet another semester. As the uncertainty of add/drop/swap threatened to drastically decrease the numbers in many professors’ unbearable classes, some decided to employ different strategies in an attempt to…
My life is divided into two stages: before and after I listened to ”thank u, next”. The most important days in my life were when I graduated high school, when my little brother was born and when I heard “thank…