After being completely ignored by Emory University for their first two years of college, all Oxford continuees have finally been awarded with the title of honorary freshmen. Yet to some, this award is the least Emory could do after giving…
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Everyone’s favorite adult performer recently announced a plan to increase his subscription price by 4%. To some, this may seem like a small price to pay, but given the financial hardships brought on by the pandemic, many horny Emory students…
President-elect Joe Biden is taking a deliberative approach to filling his cabinet, and he has signaled that he wants a diverse administration. “Across the board, we have to make sure that our leadership actually looks like America. My cabinet will…
It was a tough day for Junior Aiden Berger when he received an email from GroupMe stating that his account is being suspended due to complaints from fellow peers about his activities on the app, specifically texting “you up” to…