It is with a heavy heart that the Spoke must report on a new development in online proctoring that will revolutionize the way we take online exams. Father and car enthusiast, Elon Musk, has made public his latest program: YoureFucked.…
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For years numerous Emory undergraduates have been devastated during course registration, receiving a poor time slot compared to the rest of their class. The Office of Undergraduate Education heard their cries and finally found a solution to this stress and…
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Sources confirm that sophomore Jordan Blumenthal, philosophy major, has been doing a surprisingly abysmal job concealing the fact that he is masturbating during his weekly 2:30 zoom class. Blumenthal, who sources have noted is a novice at utilizing zoom, affirmed…