“Hey, it’s Swoop. Swoop the Eagle. Don’t adjust your… whatever device you’re hearing this on. It’s me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get some Blue Donkey. Settle in. Because I’m…
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Kids who didn’t get enough attention from their parents growing up have been reeling this week, as accusations arose of fraudulence and code violations in the Emory SGA elections. One candidate for SGA president has accused several other candidates for…
It seems like the President’s visit to Emory University last week wasn’t as innocent as we once thought. While the campus was being outfitted to be a red carpet for the POTUS, some secret service agents were seen exploring restaurants…
After being completely ignored by Emory University for their first two years of college, all Oxford continuees have finally been awarded with the title of honorary freshmen. Yet to some, this award is the least Emory could do after giving…