Emory University officials are still responding to a crisis that has shaken the Dekalb campus. A pipe has burst miles and miles away, and the plumber that usually fixes such a problem is off saving a princess from a very…
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DeKalb county animal control has cautioned all Emory students to avoid the WoodPEC due to a massive gym rat infestation. “I’ve never seen this bad of an infestation at a division three school,” Sheriff Colton reports. Animal control predicts the…
On September 5th, the weekly Campus Life Center email update was sent to and subsequently deleted by most of the student body. Those who opened the email were shocked to see that instead of another time-lapse video of the DUC…
Image from FunTier After interviewing gluten-free students, sources report gluten-free eaters being “totally pissed off” at the Passover diet fad. Jewish students around the campus are following the dietary rules of Passover this week, forgoing bread for matzah: a flourless,…