Sources report a fire broke out around 6:00pm on the second floor of the WoodPEC during a weekly Zumba class this Monday. Officials say this was a standard electrical fire, but we have reason to believe this was an inside…
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Experts are reporting today that the Earth faces possible annihilation from a paradox in which every premed student simultaneously claims that they are “not like other premeds.” This latest threat comes close on the heels of the “I just want…
THE MED SCHOOL– Lamenting the lack of opportunity for non-business students to become intoxicated on a large expanse of grassy turf, Dean Christian Larsen of Emory’s medical school unveiled plans for a weekly event titled “Painkillers on the Plain.” “We…
I watch as the instructor places the mysterious white envelope at the front of a room full of nursing students. One brave student steps up to read the card. “Rachel… Josephine… Danielle… Vanessa. Let’s get physical.” The four of us…