Top 4 Essential Crayon Colors To Survive BUS420

Are you sick and tired of being outshined by your classmates and their flashy crayon collections? Do you get so distracted by your neighbor’s colorful arsenal that you forget to do the coloring assignment? Fear not, fellow business students, because we’ve got your back! It’s time to up your crayon game and ensure that your coloring choices are the talk of the lecture hall. Get ready to outshine, out-color, and outclass all the crayon heirs and heiresses in the world with our top five crayon color recommendations!

1. Cerulean Blue: First is the majestic “Cerulean Blue.” Chosen for its resemblance to the vast, untamed ocean, this color reflects the boundless financial opportunities that business students believe lie ahead. “Blue is the color of opportunity,” said one optimistic student, Willie B. Hardigan VIII (25B, 23O), who’s apparently still staring blankly at his business ethics quiz. 
2. Widdle Pink Chub: Widdle Pink Chub isn’t just any crayon—it’s the secret weapon of the best business students when it comes to “talking” with that special someone. Why, you ask? Well, coloring with Widdle Pink Chub is a surefire way to let that cutie sitting right in front of you to know that you’re packing your very own crayon. In the world of business, it’s all about projecting confidence, and what says “I think I’m ready to take on the clit…I mean, the pitch” better than a Widdle Pink Chub?
3. “Bro my nose hurts so bad” Powder White: Named after that odd sensation some students often experience after a wild weekend of “networking,” just holding this crayon boldly declares “Daddy’s money bought me these lines and many more!” Powder White isn’t just a color; it’s a power move to ward off all those pesky little nerdy pre-meds.
4. Where’s the Clit? Mystery Color: This crayon is the holy grail, as it promises to solve the eternal quest of finding the clit with just one stroke. This shade is more than a mere coloring tool; it’s a magical wand that transforms the labyrinthine folds of the vagina into a treasure map, letting you help your partner find that sweet “O” that marks the spot. But because while this crayon might lead you on a colorful adventure, it seems most students have the hardest time starting off their adventure by laying their eyes on it, let alone using it. 

There you have it. In the whirlwind world of business academia, every decision is a stepping stone toward your illustrious future. Armed with these hot crayon picks, you’ll be ready to tackle any coloring book assignment that your professor throws at you. So, the next time you pick up a “Bro my nose hurts so bad” Powder White, remember to color with pride.