Emory’s Student Government Association shutdown at 12:01am EST on Wednesday after class representatives could not pass a budget due to a battle over funding for Pawsitive Outreach, a student organization notorious for connecting students with cute animals. Conservative representatives insisted…
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In the best allocation of federal grant money since the invention of the polio vaccine, Emory researchers found groundbreaking evidence that the size of James Wagner’s testicles directly correlate with his propensity to drive the university into a deep pit of…
Election season is heating up on the Emory campus with a hotly contested race for all 862 bureaucratic seats. The elections are an important force on campus, as they determine whose resume will be sufficiently padded for various internships. President…