I’m suing the Oscars because Andrew Garfield lost The Academy Award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role for his performance as Eduardo Saverin in the 2010 film The Social Network, again. And when I die, I request that my…
The Emory Spoke
We’re finished with our fourth week here at the fourth most depressed school in the country. Syllabus day is just a distant memory and that one dickhead professor is announcing his first exam. You told yourself that this Spring, you…
Unless you ‘enjoy watching football’ or something weird like that, you probably didn’t watch the Super Bowl on Sunday. And, unless you are the kind of person that watches concerts on snapchat stories without skipping through, you probably didn’t watch…
You’re probably familiar with R***y’s package store. If not? You probably haven’t sold your soul to the Goizueta business school or abandoned all your morals for a spot on Eagle Row quite yet. R***y’s has been a community staple, serving…