Editor’s Note- Dear reader, you’ll hardly notice, but unfortunately The Spoke’s website is unable to handle the amount of data used by GIFs, and would immediately crash if we used even a single one. Thus in their stead our writers…
The Emory Spoke
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN- After local father and miserable cretin James O’Donoghue again refused to buy a PS4 gaming system for his son this Christmas, God commanded the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to visit the churlish tightwad Mr.…
