Look, I know all you orientation leader applicants want to be an OL, but you need to fucking chill with the school spirit. Sure, I did nod in approval after finding out that you had been to one whole sporting…
The Emory Spoke
Following Monday Evenings “Sexonomics” lecture, Emory SHAG (Sexual Health Advocacy Group), the organization who runs the popular series of week-long events known as Emory Sex Week, was forced to end Sex Week early. The decision, made by a sweaty and…
“So this is how I die. Not of old age, surrounded by loved ones. Not falling down the stairs of the DUC. Not even at the hands of Mulford’s next chemistry test. No, I die here, freezing, in the middle…
Built in 1950, the DUC has served the Emory community well. All who enter are astounded by its simplistic, majestic, and functional design. However, plans are underway to replace it with a more modern and updated structure, featuring radical new…