Every semester, dozens of young and promising future drug addicts decide to “unleash their potential” and rush AKPsi. For the pledges this means constantly wearing a suit and pin around campus (for some reason). But, for the rest of the Emory population that means hearing a knock on your dorm room door at 10 PM that will reveal a sweaty, stressed out pledge trying to sell an old donut to you for $3.
It also means that for the rest of the semester, we’ll have to hear about how incredibly hard rush is and that the time commitment is the reason for the C- they got on their B-school exam, but it’ll be totally worth it because of “all the amazing connections and internship opportunities.” Then, when it’s finally over and we no longer have to see high heels and pencil skirts arrogantly striding across cox bridge, it’ll be Spring semester, and we’ll have to endure it all over again. Good luck, young pledges. Enjoy the free cocaine.
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