Fall in Friendship is an event hosted by College Council, UCB, and TableTalk in which people were randomly paired to answer the “36 questions to fall in love.” It was a sweet idea to make connections during the time of the year single people are too busy crying in their rooms to mingle. However, they never expected it to go so wrong so quickly.
“More like go right so quickly,” claims Will Letinson, who only signed up for this seemingly wholesome event “to get laid.”
Apparently Emory’s students are desperate enough to meet up with a total stranger and spit out some Philosophy 110 bullshit just to get into their pants.
“That is exactly what I did,” says Letinson, “but so did she. It’s like we were meant to be, just like 36 deep questions and deep throat in a public area.”
After answering the questions, each pair is supposed to look into each other’s eyes and feel a connection. Letinson met his partner on the quad, which is normally as dead as the WoodPEC during an Emory basketball game. During their connecting stare, they couldn’t fight the feeling anymore. A shocked student, who asked not to be named, was trying to get to her film screening when she saw them “literally fucking in the middle of the quad.” People studying in Candler reported hearing noises, but did not dare see if it was what they thought it was.
“It was 40 degrees outside, but we couldn’t wait any longer. It felt like I knew her my whole life, and now we’ll spend the rest of it together.” The Spoke has concluded the girl did not feel the same way about moving forward with an actual relationship. When asked about their future plans, Letinson responded, “I’ll let y’all know when I know. I’ve sent her 40 messages today, so she should reply soon. If not I can use her answers to stalk and blackmail her. What else was that event for?”
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