Most Emory students have only been to the Writing Center because they got lost. But recently, there’s been a gargantuan influx of students passing through the doors of Callaway N111. As Emory’s most reputable publication, The Spoke just had to…
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As the United States Marine Corps Recruiting Command surveyed the crowd of young, ambitious Emory students walking through Asbury Circle on Wonderful Wednesday, they were shocked to see only the tops of heads! Sergeant Towering reported that he felt “disappointed”…
Editor’s Note: The Spoke elected to make a personnel change on this article, but we made the stylistic choice to keep the first paragraph because it explains a lot and we value suspense. On February 20th, an eighth floor stacks…
Listen. I get it. Pregnancy is hard. Nine months of unbelievable hell and stress only to be rewarded with another eighteen years of torture until you send them off to a non-Ivy League college. Life isn’t easy. I don’t want…