In an effort to production time and reduce costs, the Emory Wheel has made the decision to replace all writers with a room full of chimpanzees pounding on keyboards in the National Yerkes Primate Center. While the change left several…
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Your alarm goes off. You (somehow) force yourself out of bed after a night of pointless drinking and drag your sad, hungover ass to your 9 am lecture looking somewhat presentable. Learning is out of the question today; you get…
Pressured to show their new pledges just how soulless they really are, Emory’s Alpha Kappa Psi business fraternity recently decided to elaborate on their classic hazing with a day-long mandatory speaking engagement for their pledges, featuring some of the most…
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