Randy and Ray approached the frat house Thursday night, strategically dodging the Vineyard Vines tags and oversized condoms left on the lawn over the last few weeks. Randy’s 13 chambered heart was beating faster than usual, and his exoskeletal brow…
The Emory Spoke
An audit in Core Issues in Global Health left Randy the Roach reeling from the obvious lack of cockroach community support in the university. An unsuspecting Randy was shocked at the barrage of discriminatory, one-dimensional portrayals of roaches’ historical roles…
Adjusting to a roachly routine was perhaps one of the greatest hardships of Randy Griffith’s transformation from Emory student to Emory cockroach. As the sun rises in the early hours of the morning, Randy rolls out of the crumpled sock…
Ray the Roach is an infamous member of the Emory community. One could say that Ray is so ubiquitous that we don’t even register him as he scurries past us while we walk down the halls of Clairmont. The Spoke…