According to sources in Longstreet-Means Hall, Jennifer Steele’s new serious boyfriend Jonathan Baxter is a senior, holy shit. Jonathan, who intends to work at Deloitte next year, because good Lord he is old, reportedly met Jennifer at a small gathering…
The Emory Spoke
According to recent reports, a brave Political Science professor managed to pretend for a brief moment like he truly wouldn’t mind having to pronounce the mind-bogglingly complicated name of an international student for the rest of the semester. Sources say…
As announced by the head of Emory Dining last month, students on the unlimited meal plan will no longer be able to swipe their upperclassmen friends into the DUC. The news has garnered a wide variety of reactions from the…
Student Programming Council did it again, booking a classic and beautiful act for the alum concert homecoming weekend. Smash Mouth, the best band I could think of. According to our sources, Smash Mouth doesn’t love being solely recognized for Shrek…