Wednesday September 19, 2018- In an effort to bolster the notoriously small Emory University endowment, Emory Donor Day organizers have adopted new, drastic measures to increase funding from the Atlanta community. The Emory gift-planning committee has bypassed the traditional fundraising…
The Emory Spoke
One of the most pressing questions among Emory’s freshman class is why anyone would want to take a bath in a restroom that is shared by your whole floor. “I’d rather swim in the SAE pool than take a bath…
The infamously low ceilings in Emory’s freshman dorms caused quite the headache for one couple last weekend. On Saturday night, first-years Emily Starr and Dylan Wright met at Maggie’s, the popular neighborhood bar frequented by Emory students. After a few…
President Sterk recently announced a new initiative to spread her graceful image to every corner of the internet-using world, after being inspired by the viral fame of several political leaders in a world that only pretends to give a shit about…