A recent scientific anomaly has left experts baffled after it was revealed that a student has apparently forgotten his name. The freshman, who does not wish to remain anonymous but seems to have no choice, visited Student Health Services on…
The Emory Spoke
Emory students have been waiting with bated breath for zero-time Grammy winner Uncle Kracker’s performance at Homecoming this year, so much so that a large crowd of twenty-three students have been camped on the field for weeks to get the…
Your alarm goes off. You (somehow) force yourself out of bed after a night of pointless drinking and drag your sad, hungover ass to your 9 am lecture looking somewhat presentable. Learning is out of the question today; you get…
Ever had to testify in front of honor council? Yeah, uh me neither … but for those of you willing to put only a little bit on the line, here is a list of violations that when not pulled off,…