So, you want to fuck that special someone in your life, but your also a broke bitch who went through half their dooley dollars in the first month of being back. Next time you’re trying to smash and dash, fuck…
The Emory Spoke
It is common knowledge among us monolingual GER-seeking fucks that one should never perform too well on his placement exam, otherwise he may be exempt from the easy A of Elementary or Intermediate Spanish. For some reason, I was never…
On Saturday September 14th at 12:55 PM, an email from the DeKalb County Department of Watershed Management made a press release stating that heavy thunderstorms Friday night led to a power outage at Scott Candler Water Treatment Plant. The power…
This morning, the DCT was especially somber as cooks trudged in, weary-eyed and battered from catering to the whims of every hungry student who came their way. Some gasped as one of their ranks fell to the ground from sheer…