Emory’s Student Government Association shutdown at 12:01am EST on Wednesday after class representatives could not pass a budget due to a battle over funding for Pawsitive Outreach, a student organization notorious for connecting students with cute animals. Conservative representatives insisted…
The Emory Spoke
Point / Counterpoint I Hope You Have All Prepared For This Test, Students. Good morning everyone, in the next couple minutes my TAs and I will be handing out the midterms, which I hope all of you have studied for.…
In the best allocation of federal grant money since the invention of the polio vaccine, Emory researchers found groundbreaking evidence that the size of James Wagner’s testicles directly correlate with his propensity to drive the university into a deep pit of…
Emory senior Zach O’Connor confirmed yesterday that he plans to start his final year of college off strongly before collapsing into a state of crushing apathy. O’Connor has reportedly already purchased all of his books, even the ones not yet used…