Earlier today, Emory’s emergency notification system sent students a warning message that there is a strong probability their existence is meaningless. Images of Edvard Munch’s The Scream and a Mandala sand painting were posted on the Emory Office of Critical…
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Emory’s Student Government Association shutdown at 12:01am EST on Wednesday after class representatives could not pass a budget due to a battle over funding for Pawsitive Outreach, a student organization notorious for connecting students with cute animals. Conservative representatives insisted…
Point / Counterpoint I Hope You Have All Prepared For This Test, Students. Good morning everyone, in the next couple minutes my TAs and I will be handing out the midterms, which I hope all of you have studied for.…