Last Tuesday, after eight years planning and billions dollars of research, Emory’s Food Services team finally launched their most ambitious project to date: the Eagle Convenience store. With such a radical change to everyday life occurring, it’s only natural that…
The Emory Spoke
After being nationally identified as a hotspot for the disease, Emory students have responded to calls for action by creating a test that successfully detects douchebags, dicks, and other strains of asshattery. Emory freshmen Blake Goldberg and Alex Kimbell have…




