Every semester, dozens of young and promising future drug addicts decide to “unleash their potential” and rush AKPsi. For the pledges this means constantly wearing a suit and pin around campus (for some reason). But, for the rest of the…
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Gone are the days of bike cops chasing suspects on foot throughout campus à-la 21 Jump Street. We have now entered the age of electric scooters. These wonderful devices were available for all to use, that is until Emory imposed…
The Student Programming Council launched new efforts to make Homecoming an authentically immersive public school simulation for students and returning alumni. No expense has been spared trying to make Emory University look like it isn’t rolling in $7 billion of…
This Friday morning, the brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity woke up to an unpleasant surprise. The lion statue standing proudly in front of their house had been defiled. Upon further investigation, it has been discovered that an anonymous member…