Gone are the days of bike cops chasing suspects on foot throughout campus à-la 21 Jump Street. We have now entered the age of electric scooters. These wonderful devices were available for all to use, that is until Emory imposed…
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The Student Programming Council launched new efforts to make Homecoming an authentically immersive public school simulation for students and returning alumni. No expense has been spared trying to make Emory University look like it isn’t rolling in $7 billion of…
This Friday morning, the brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity woke up to an unpleasant surprise. The lion statue standing proudly in front of their house had been defiled. Upon further investigation, it has been discovered that an anonymous member…
There was widespread shock when the swim team first stepped into the newly erected Dobbs Common Table and observed the seating available, sources close to the situation confirmed. Swim team captain Jake Kuraly (19C, 6′ 5″) sent a letter this…