At 8:30 in the morning, early rising Emory students trudge through the DUC (I’m not fucking calling it the DCT, sorry freshmen) for the notorious best meal of “DUC Breakfast.” Which translates roughly to scrambled eggs that are mysteriously served…
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Rapper and world-renowned author T.I. has come under fire this month for his recent admission to enforcing annual ‘virginity tests’ on his 18 year old daughter. Most of the world seems to have come to the consensus that this is…
Last weekend, students received yet another of President Claire E. Sterk’s trademark schoolwide emails; of course, Emory students are no stranger to mass emails, with talks about Israel-Palestine relations and the infamous “Listservgate” still in recent memory. Students are quite…
Undergrad group messages went wild this morning after receiving an email declaring the upcoming retirement of President Claire E. Sterk. Many theories have come up as to why she would be retiring right now, but The Spoke has been ahead…