After conducting extensive research on finding the most controversial speaker that would finally make daddy notice them, the Emory Young Republicans were outraged when their chosen boomer showed up to their event with her head stuck up her ass. While…
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Finals season is tough, but nothing gets most college students through it like a good friend. By good friend, they really mean the weak link in their suite that they can peer pressure to do whatever they want. This weak…
DECEMBER 11, 2019—On what is clearly stated as Reading Day in the Emory 2019 Course Schedule, there have been multiple reports of professors holding “review sessions” at the same time and location at which their classes have been held all…
The Cox Dining Hall workers watched in awe as Sophomore Julia Garfield walked up to Freshens and bought a grilled chicken salad and a smoothie. What would normally be considered a nutritious and respectable choice during the semester, is now…