After the notorious bout of hand-foot-mouth disease first semester, Eagle Row thought their run-ins with obscure diseases had come to an end. This weekend (after several mixers) it was discovered that this is, in fact, not the case. Members of…
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On Monday, April 22nd, The Emory Spoke’s famous poetry event, Sig Chai, became infamous when the cops were called by the brothers of Sigma Chi. Sig Chai is an event held to enjoy poetry and tea on the lawn of…
Therapy dogs are the closest thing Emory students have to joy in their lives when walking to class. Imagine walking through the ugliest, most stank-ass building on campus wondering why you even signed up for an 8:00 a.m. Ancient Mediterranean…
By Rasheet Loo At approximately 2:13 AM on February 20th, an EMS member received a phone call regarding “a man defecating on Dooley,” according to the EMS incident report. As EMS approached the scene of the deuce, they were shocked…




