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On a campus full of (blindly) ambitious pre-professional students, Brandon Barge is frustrated at the lack of career paths that could complement his self-described “well roundedness.” In denial of his mediocrity, Barge has courageously set out to create a pre-9-to-5…
The Emory Spoke received news of an incident that occurred in an on-campus bathroom late last night. While in an adjacent stall, an anonymous witness claimed to hear a clear violation of the Emory Crisis Helpline. “I was just trying…
After much discussion following the second boil water advisory in the last two years, Emory University’s president and her administration have decided that the best course of action for Emory is to physically relocate the entire campus to another city,…