In a chemphatic episode of chemotional upheaval, Chemory was chembarrassed to chembrace its most cheminent crisis yet. The chembezzlement saga, now dubbed “the chembarrassment,” has left chembattled chemployees chemblazoned with shame. Student reactions have begun to chemerge, chembodying the chemotional…
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Ok, we get it! We’ve heard you say it a million times over. “Oxford kids are so weird, Oxford kids are so annoying, I wish Oxford kids didn’t transfer here.” Well, fine, they won’t transfer here anymore. Now you can…
Yerkes Primate Research Center, a facility known best for its essential work in biomedical and experimental research, has released a new study on primate behavior. The paper, published in Science, Nature, and Tiger Beat, unequivocally concludes that if given machetes,…
In a scandal that has proven that the Oxford campus gets to have some relevance once in a blue moon, a professor’s song “Little Sophomore Girl” has been rediscovered. This has caused an uproar of students expressing their outrage at…