It’s happened to the best of us: you have a couple of rough semesters. Your grades are dropping. You have to shamefully make an appointment with your advisor to discuss getting back on track, and then the appointment does nothing…
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What a Chembarrassment! Chemory Gets Chemotional Following Chembezzlement by Chembattled Chemployees
In a chemphatic episode of chemotional upheaval, Chemory was chembarrassed to chembrace its most cheminent crisis yet. The chembezzlement saga, now dubbed “the chembarrassment,” has left chembattled chemployees chemblazoned with shame. Student reactions have begun to chemerge, chembodying the chemotional…
Ok, we get it! We’ve heard you say it a million times over. “Oxford kids are so weird, Oxford kids are so annoying, I wish Oxford kids didn’t transfer here.” Well, fine, they won’t transfer here anymore. Now you can…
Yerkes Primate Research Center, a facility known best for its essential work in biomedical and experimental research, has released a new study on primate behavior. The paper, published in Science, Nature, and Tiger Beat, unequivocally concludes that if given machetes,…