So, it happened. The NCAA cancelled March Madness. The NBA shut down. Even those frozen freaks in the NHL called it a season. Spring training for the MLB is pushed back, so you can’t bet on how many ‘Stros get…
The Emory Spoke
This past week was big for SAE Senior Mahdahd Srich, as he reported having a big bowel movement this past weekend. The fidget spinner that Mahdahd was forced to eat during pledging had finally passed through his system. In an…
When I called my mom to warn her about the impending UberEats charge because I would “rather die than eating the DUC chicken one more time,” I didn’t actually mean it. When I contemplated dumping a stranger’s wet clothes onto…
Remember when everyone avoided our pool like the plague? I know you do. But now you have to avoid the actual plague like the plague. It isn’t as simple as avoiding our illegally made pool. Now you have to avoid…