Let me preface this with three simple words: I HATE PANTS. Any true Southerner in their right mind would wholeheartedly agree that shorts truly reign supreme. As a born and bred Texan, I firmly believe in the three Gs: Gravy,…
The Emory Spoke
It’s a story as old as time: the hopeless romantic, the automated message funded by a Super PAC, and the awkward in-between of one person waiting for the other to make a move. We’ve been there. YOU’VE been there. Here…
While attempting to “forge a closer bond” in their lofted beds, two roommates in Dobbs struck the roof so hard that the removable ceiling tiles opened a portal to another world. Eddie Pevensie, one of the young men involved, had…
Dear Dooley, With Halloweekend coming, I really wanted to do a couples’ costume with my boyfriend, since it is our first Halloween together. He shuts down all the costume ideas. He is allergic to peanut butter, so peanut butter and…