People are struggling left and right all over the world. You know what I’m talking about. No omelettes. No frittata. This national egg shortage is clearly a punishment from God. Do we deserve this? Many say yes, but one…
The Emory Spoke
On a boring day in the Spoke Sleuth offices, an especially sneaky sleuth decided to collect DNA from every upper staff member on the Emory payroll (don’t ask us how). Though he insisted on keeping these samples for personal use…
Galentine’s Day. That sacred 24-hour period where women gather in Pinterest-approved enclaves, sip mimosas, and hold space for “ladies celebrating ladies.” It’s like Valentine’s Day, but without the oppressive heterosexuality. Or is it? Because, as a gay man, I’m here…
Hide your search histories! Greg Fenves faces ruin in the wake of a phishing scheme gone wrong. The President of Emory University, assuming his latest inbox notification was an Emory phishing training scheme, clicked, downloaded, and released a virus causing…