After conducting extensive research on finding the most controversial speaker that would finally make daddy notice them, the Emory Young Republicans were outraged when their chosen boomer showed up to their event with her head stuck up her ass. While…
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The Emory Spoke received news of an incident that occurred in an on-campus bathroom late last night. While in an adjacent stall, an anonymous witness claimed to hear a clear violation of the Emory Crisis Helpline. “I was just trying…
I’m curled up in my bed in the URC It’s pretty late, maybe 2:00 or 3 We’re all ready to sleep under the soft moonlight So why are you screaming in the middle of the night I have a…
Last Friday night, service fraternity Alpha Phi Omega joined SigChi for their first annual mixer. For SigChi members, it was one of those rare nights they would remember. APO organized the mixer following a SigChi brother’s recent hospitalization from alcohol…