Sources report that Tracy Smith, a college junior, woke up today beleaguered by both a hangover and the stunning reality of an American Trump presidency, following the yesterday’s general election. Smith, an Art History major with a Political Science minor,…
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Crime Report 11.8.16 On November 3 at 9:30 PM, EPD responded to reports of marijuana use at Dobbs Hall. Upon arrival, EPD was informed by students that marijuana is just a plant with many medicinal benefits. EPD’s heart grew three…
I didn’t think it could happen to me. Like, this was one of those things you see on the Wheel EPD reports and think, “wow, glad I’m not THAT girl.” But it can and it did. I almost hooked up…
Tensions are running high as the public frets over rumors of a Halloween purge led by the killer clowns stirring up trouble nationwide. In order to investigate the claim of the potential purge tonight, the Barnum & Bailey Clown College…