“Abraham Lincoln was a great president, but we think he was wrong when he said an organization is better totally united,” declared SGA representative Allison Peters, addressing the two students seated before her. Monday night, SGA held a public forum…
The Emory Spoke
Emory College English and Creative Writing major Reggie Burts told The Spoke this week that he was honored to have the same exact number of completed book deals as alt-right icon Milo Yiannopoulos. Having previously been self-published on his Tumblr…
Sources report a fire broke out around 6:00pm on the second floor of the WoodPEC during a weekly Zumba class this Monday. Officials say this was a standard electrical fire, but we have reason to believe this was an inside…
Experts are reporting today that the Earth faces possible annihilation from a paradox in which every premed student simultaneously claims that they are “not like other premeds.” This latest threat comes close on the heels of the “I just want…